Today is an important day for women in America who are lucky enough to actually have a job. What day is this? I refer to it as "Penis Parity Day" although other, proper institutions refer to it by the more boring name, "Equal Pay Day". This day celebrates the dubious honour that, after slaving away from 1 January 2010 until 12 April 2011, women have finally earned the same amount of income as a man for doing the same job. For you mathematically-challenged men out there who determine salaries and raises, that translates into 103 more days to earn the same monetary reward for doing the same job.
Which makes me wonder why any men have jobs at all since female employees provide a much larger return on investment.
In honour of this auspicious day, I think all women should wear a strap-on to work. Just to, you know, make the point.
The musical group, a Seattle endemic, is Uncle Bonsai.